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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Julien stops by to further humiliate the Yankee fan caught sleeping at the rivalry game, PLUS Dan reviews Travis's recommendation for him and gets a new one, PLUS more games, PLUS the News, PLUS casting scoops for the Miles Davis biopic!It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman?” – and Dan gives his thoughts
• Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you listen to Furr by Blitzen Trapper?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!
• Casting scoops on the Miles Davis biopic that inexplicably isn’t called Bitches Brew (note: this campaign is officially CLOSED)

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

• Sue everybody! Julien gets uppity about the frivolous lawsuit of the napping Yank fan

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Drunk in Alabama, Fyffe? All the time, Tip.
• Customer Appreciation Night goes awry
• Nomi Mims and the Curse of the Bootyboobs

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia - THEME: Impossible
• Dan: The Man
• Opie, Anthony, and how to make it in radio today
  
  

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Happy 4th America! Go light off some roman candles and grab a lemonade. Handsome Timmy D joins us to discuss !SPOILER ALERT! Spoilers. Plus some Special Edition Impossible Travia, more Dan: The Man, tales of taffy, and more red, white, and blue wholesome family fun. Tell a friend, make them listen! No seriously, force them to, it's the American way. It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Yellow Alert: The Banana Laffy-Taffy Story
• Impossible Travia - Special Golden Girls Edition

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• Spoilers!!! We talk about ‘em and why you shouldn’t be a spoiler.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Bed Racing with the Hurdy Gurdy Girls
• iHandJob?
• Longh Nameh Winnah

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man
• July Thirth

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Travis rates his fill-ins, we sweep across New England, and check out James Lipton's list of collective nouns (he's some kind of authority on them, it seems!) Plus more travia, more news, and some 90-inchers! It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Izzard in the MailSac
• Who was best? Travis rates the fill-ins (hint: HE THINKS THEY ALL STINK)
• There’s a new England? Tell us more!
• Dan: The Man

THE COMPUTER PHONE CALL SAGA

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Those Florida Weedeaters are rampant this season!
• Burn, bakery, burn!
• Emergency Tubingenectomy

SHOW CLOSE 

• Impossible Travia: Name another!
• An everdying of collective nouns
• 90-inchers

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Travis returns and regales us with tales of life as a married man.  Plus, there's a new round of DAN THE MAN, a new RUSH TO JUDGEMENT segment, the news with Travis, and the premiere of a new segment - MAY I SUGGEST.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Travis recaps three weeks of wedded and homeymooned bliss.
• A new round of DAN THE MAN

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT - Ken is back to make some Peart-inent points on drummers

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Inflatable Intercourse
• A Salad for Your Sexing
• Another Comedy Bot: No Laughing Matter

SHOW CLOSE

IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA – Real Names

MAY I SUGGEST… – New Segment! Travis reviews “And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead” album Source Tags & Codes and passes on a recommendation for Dan.

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Handsome Timmy Davis fills in for Travis this week and speculates on how Travis is living as a married man.  The two discuss the sad, late mourning of the late Rue McClanahan.  There's also news from Tim and some archival material from the Pirate Ship days.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Tim speculates on how Travis be livin’
• How To Spot The Conspiracy Theorists and Other Tales Of Facebook Fails starring Dan Lackaye, Tim Davis, and Scott Huler
• Ruing the late mourning of Rue

Follow Tim on WordPress: http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com

Also, check out the Kickstarter Tim mentioned, Army Of The Lost Horizon, put together by some of our Emerson College classmates

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

• From the College Days – The Pirate Ship Pirate calls in from the high seas!
• From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Prank calls from the Superfriends

THE NEWS WITH TIM

• Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Slut For The D?
• Cool as a cucumber, being held tightly in the hand of a public library masturbator
• None Of The Above gets most of the love in Nevada

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia: Tim Edition – FAMOUS TIMS
• The Sports Education Of Handsome Timmy D Continues
• All by himself in Vegas, he stays in the airport and Timmy thinks that’s dumb

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Gabe fills in for Travis on Show 028, and spouts soccer and we urn our keep. Plus, more classic Dan & Travis clips from the days of yore! It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• “I was saying ‘Bio-Urns’”
• A “Hands”-on look at the World Cup (but no hands on the ball itself)

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

• From the College Days - An Interview With Robert Smith From The Cure
• From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Tim looks for Damon and Affleck

THE NEWS WITH GABE

• Daddies+daughters+dishes=diverse job options
• The Great Beer Swindle of 2014
• Mr. Skin

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia: Gabe Edition – TWINS
• He likes to fly where eagles dare

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Hear how it all began as Dan and Travis present a classic Pirate Ship Radio show while Travis is recovering from his recent nuptials.  It's a somewhat new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Nuptial notes from Travis’s wedding
• Floppy bacon and personified pigs

A PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK – SHOW 9 from 2001/02

• On this Flashback Episode of the Pirate Ship, Dan & Travis role doubly solo, anticipating the upcoming Handsome Trivia Challenge and pending robot takeover of the show. Enjoy!

THE NEWS WITH JULIEN

• Museum of Modern He(art)break
• Screw you, copper!
• Scoccer Science

SHOW CLOSE

• Pass the poulet!
• Impossible Travia – Julien Edition: Women In Sports
• Summertime? Summertime! Sum-sum-summah-time!!

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Dr. J weighs in on bumbling TV dads, the marriage laws are checked in time for Travis' nuptials, and there's a look in the Pirate Ship archives, in addition to Travis with the news and another look at Dan the Man.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• New Words for the Hoi Polloi
• Schwat is up with Mǝntal Floss?!
• Rhode Island Marriage laws – Is Travis in compliance?

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

• Dr. J. Gets Uppity on Bumbling TV Dads, Also Belmont (to keep with the horse theme)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Here’s how to figure out if you’re at Applebees and a loser using your smartphone
• The Teddy Ruxkingpin gets busted
• Two robots walk into a bar. We’re all gonna die.

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 433b

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man

• New Segment Alert: The Nameless Recommendation Corner
• Two old friends make alternating recommendations for things the other one thinks the other one might not have experienced and maybe would definitely like but maybe the other person also thinks maybe the other would hate and can guess if they’d like it or hate it! And it can be anything, not just movies or music or TV, but twitters or stuff you can listen or hear or read of! Really simple!
• THIS WEEK’S RECOMMENDATION (For Travis) – Source Tags And Codes by …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

LARGE STRAIGHT (from the Archives of the Pirate Ship with Dan & Travis)

ELVIS GASSEARLE

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

The journey continues through the new Cosmos TV show, prog rock pride is looked at in "Rush to Judgment", and a discussion on least popular baby names are all here in addition to Travis with the news and another round of Impossible Travia.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Planes + Cars = Planecars (The Future Is Now!)
• Least Popular Baby Names - are any of these yours?
• New Segment! Dan: The Man

DAN: THE MAN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Jay-Z’s new Jiggabyte Hard Drive

RUSH TO JUDGMENT

• Friend of the show Ken Gardiner stops by to chat about prog rock pride, Gwen Stefani, and more!

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 143

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• UTUTIOV (Unauthorized Taking Under The Influence Of Vodka)
• Ersatz Shit
• Robbery at trident-point

SHOW CLOSE

• The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac
• Cosmos – Michael Faraday makes magnets make magic, ‘mazing!
• Impossible Travia – This week’s category: World Cities

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

What happens when you Julian on his High Horse together with Sports with Gabe?  How about a rousing game of Which Sterling?  But that's not all you can expect on this episode.  There's phalli for all as Travis presents the news and Dan challenges Travis with another round of Impossible Travia.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web. 

SHOW OPEN

• Say Hey! Willie’s Birthday!
• Bachelor Party Hijinks?
• Impossible Travia – This week’s category: US STATES
• The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac
• MAIL SAC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Dan & Travis Limited Edition Mail…….Sac from The J. Marques Sack Company

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE with Special Guest “High Horse Julien”

• Racism in sports: wasn’t this outlawed in ’47? and other questions pertaining to the Donald Sterling situation, including a rousing round of Which Sterling?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Phucked by a Phantom Phallus
• Murder story featuring an amazing name
• Cohen ties cock named Franck to cock for art, gets arrested

SHOW CLOSE

• Cosmos – Giant Insects and Giant Continents and Giant Cranks
• D&T ponder the following: What is the one tech advance that you are glad you were born in time to experience and that amazes you most?

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.