And baby makes three! Travis enters My Blue Heaven! He shares some chuckles that happened on the way there and talks about sneaking a Golden Girl name past the wife. Plus, we catch up on the dead celebrities we've missed over the past couple months. It's a real hootenanny! Tell 10 friends and subscribe today!

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AN ALL STAR LINEUP FOR YOUR HOLIDAY ENJOYTAINMENT!

Join Dan and Travis and their guests - Gabe, Tim, Jules, and Matt the Cat, as they make baby name suggestions, do more searching for Rhode Island's Child, and play a rousing game of "Christmas Movie or Not". Also, check out some BLAST-FROM-THE-PAST Old School D&T clips at the front and end of the show! It's a Christmas Miraculuscious Delight of a Treat! BONANZAGANZA!

SEARCHING FOR... RHODE ISLAND'S CHILD

An episode decades in the making! We bring in Ken to "Rush To Judgement" on Travis's secret past as a child news anchor on a Rhode Island PBS show called "Rhode Island's Child". We discover the show's past is rife with arson and deceit (much of the deceit ongoing), as well as speculate on best practices for finding the "lost archive". In all likelihood, this will be a multiple-parter, with more to come as the investigation continues...

 THE OXFORD WORD OF THE YEAR

This episode is ON FLEEK! We talk about the Oxford 2015 Word Of The Year, consider some of the other contenders, and wonder if a few of them were made up specifically for the articles about it!

We also mention Snack Friday! Visit SnackFriday.org for more info.

SHOW 067

Julien stops by to give his take on the Burger King Black Bun Halloween burger... or does he? We also chew the fat on how the IARC/WHO report linking bacon to cancer sends up some major Red Flags of the Internet, and why you shouldn't worry so much about the occasional BLT. Tell 40 friends and subscribe today!

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40 POUNDS OF SPORTS

Gabe's All Out Of Love, He's So Lost With(out) the NFL. He talks with Dan and Travis about the moral conundrum of being an NFL fan, and probably hates on the Patriots in the process! Concussions? Drugs? Cockfighting? We might cover all these things! But mostly, it's the ethical dilemma of Sunday football. Tell 10 friends and subscribe today!.

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SHOW 065

A New Era

MAY I SUGGEST...?

Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… you watchticate a television biographically-oriented docu-special called Mel Brooks: Make A Noise?” – and Dan gives his thoughts.

For Dan's next recommendation, Dan suggested Travis check out the comedian/musician/crazy genius madman person Reggie Watts.

Stay tuned for the next "May I Suggest...?" when Dan reviews Travis's selection, the podcast "The Fighter and the Kid".

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 LET'S EAT! 

We try out this new fangled Periscope as Julien joins us to kick off a new show segment "I'll Try Anything Once" by describing his latest Taco Bell adventures, and we talk about the Boston Olympics that will never be.

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#‎Cos‬ deserves no Justus, ‪#‎robots‬ get self-aware, G.O.A.T. Travia. All on Show 063! Tell 10 friends & subscribe today!

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SHOW OPEN

• Statues with limitations

• Justus for Justice: Cos’ is guilty

• Dan: The Man

FLASHBACK

• “The Poke-her Game?”

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Jesus picks up the check

• Lifehacks: Boyband boy beats baggage bucks by bulking

• Safe Sex PeniSA

SHOW CLOSE 

• This Week’s Sign That The End Is Near: Self-aware Robots

• Impossible Travia

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The Dan and Travis Show – Show 062

We review the ‪#‎GingerBaker‬ bio "Beware of Mr. Baker" in this week's May I Suggest... segment, plus Gabe returns after nary half a fortnight to talk ‪#‎WomenInSports‬, also some raunchy veggies in the news, toppling the Cos, and the news on Beaver's big break? It's all here in Show 062! Listen! And share! And smile and dance and sing and paint and sculpt and weave and fiddle.

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SHOW OPEN

• “May I Suggest…” Beware of Mr. Baker

• Impossible Travia – The Ginger Edition

40LBS OF SPORTS: WITH GABE

• Women in Sports 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Brainless Firework Stunt

• Mistaken Bear-dentity

• Promiscuous Plants

SHOW CLOSE

• Taking down the Cos

• Beaver’s Big Break?

ALL SPORTS SPECIAL!

On the heels of the SCOTUS ruling on gay marriage, Gabe joins Dan and Travis to discuss the reaction from the sports world. Hilarity ensues! (We hope!)

Including: Dan schools Gabe on chants!

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Show 060! We talk about young Walter's robot awareness, the Seinfeld/Maher/PC crap, cover some giant bats and and a new rockin' brew, plus Trav tries some old Travia, we bid farewell to Anthony "Luke" Geary, and review the list of late celebs. Listen here or subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere. Also send us money.

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SHOW OPEN

• Walter "John Connor" Lackaye and the Bots

•  "What's the deal with this Seinfeld/Maher/PC business?"

• Dan: The...Something

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Seriously, more bats. This one walks.

• Heavy Metal Zen

• Robbin' + Biscuit Cravin' = A Jailin'

• We Will, We Will Beer You

   
   

SHOW CLOSE

• Later, Luke. Thanks for the Memories.

• Impossible Travia: A Gabe-over

• Dick Van Patten and the Death List

• Announcements

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Show 059 

On Show 059, Ken Gardiner helps us figure out the whys of Rush's recent Rolling Stone cover, we spoil Game of Thrones (or do we?), and Dan rolls out some proposed wedding ceremony ideas on the heels of Travis's first anniversary. Maybe some big announcement or something too! Tell 400 friends and subscribe today!

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SHOW OPEN

• The Barry Manilow Show?

• You have GoT to be kidding! And other spoilers

• Emerson screws us yet again and other olde dayes tayles

• Dan: The Man

Rush to Judgment

• Rush makes the cover of the Rolling Stone; Is this a Rush to Justice? Or something else? We discuss with resident Rushiotomist Ken Gardiner

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Mr. Deluxe Very Good Clone Robot Fantastic OK

• Teledildonics and other proof we live in the future

• Skin Saving Swimsuit

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia

• Anniversaries and announcements

• The #ElvisWedding Ceremonies That Never Were

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Show 058 - The Heavy Metal Episode

...And we're back! After a lengthy hiatus, Dan and Travis return with a show devoted to METAL. Handsome Timmy D joins to share his list of the top metal bands, we do the news, we play some trivia games, and Travis reviews some Iron Maiden classics in the new installment of "May I Suggest." Listen to the show 4 months in the making! Tune in and share!

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SHOW OPEN

• The Carl Banks Show!
• The Heavy Metal Episode!
• Muppet New Agers
• #SNL40
• Dan: The Man

Ask Handsome Timmy D

• Who are the 3 most important Heavy Metal bands of the first three decades of Heavy Metal…oh yeah?!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Elvis’s Elvan
• Man gives nickel back to charity, or some such
• Depp duo with Coop

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia – THEME: Drummers
• Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… you rock out to the dulcet tones of Iron Maiden’s albums The Number Of The Beast and Piece Of Mind?” – and Travis gives his thoughts.
• Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… you spy with your little eye a documentary called Mel Brooks: Make A Noise?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

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Show 057 sees Dan & Travis chat ‪#‎SNL40‬ with Julien. Plus, more bats, more clickbait, more robots, and the "Anti-Brakers". All new! Subscribe today and tell 1000 friends!

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SHOW OPEN

• The Tom Jackson/Johan Santana Show!
• Clickbait = WOTY Finalist for ’15 or ‘16
• Duped by thumbnails, but boy are they hot!
• Save me from Saved By The Bell already
• Bats bite Ozzy back (figuratively), rehoming imminent
• Dan: The Man – Special Edition – DAN IN THE MAN

THE KINDER, GENTLER, J. ALFRED MARQUES

• As SNL gears up for its 40^th anniversary, we discuss cast member rankings, the best Update anchors, Lorne Michaels, and a few extra things! #SNL40

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Pork Pants Pilferer
• Invisible Boyfriend, who lives in Canada and it totally real
• NSFL Robot (Not Safe For Life)

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia: THEME – FAMOUS TIMS (AKA DOES TRAVIS PAY ATTENTION PART II)
• The “Anti-Braker” Movement 

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After 2 weeks off, we're back with Show 056! Gabe airs it out about "The Ballpot Dome Scandal"! Plus, Travis gets clever, and we spin the May I Suggest... wheel and land on hilarious with Dan St. Germain's "Bad At The Good Times". Tell 10 friends and subscribe today!

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SHOW OPEN

• Travis thinks he's so clever about words and weather
• Facebook hoax button gets the D&T Seal of Awesome
• Impossible Travia: THEME - Does Travis Pay Attention?!
  
  

FORTY POUNDS OF SPORTS

• The Ballpot Dome Scandal

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• The Japanese Brick Shitter
• Selfie stick is to taking pictures of the self as Belfie stick is to taking pictures of...?
• We say "Tusk Tusk" to this illegal narwhal tusk smuggler hashtag dadjoke

SHOW CLOSE

• Full House reunions are Everywhere You Look
• Dan: The Man Standard Edition (Unscented)
• Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… you earify the comedy album called Bad at the Good Times by Dan St. Germain?” – and Dan gives his thoughts.
• Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you watchitate the documentary film called Beware Of Mr. Baker?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

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Show 055! Handsome Timmy "NostroDavis" joins us to recap his 2014 predictions and make some new ones for 2015. Also, Travis gets a big holiday wish and takes The Announcer Test, plus we share more robot warnings and finally bring back May I Suggest... to review Run Ronnie Run. Ring in the New Year with some hilarity! Listen, Subscribe and Share!

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SHOW OPEN

• Holiday Recap: Kringle Delivers…a mortgage
• 3 Robots to Watch For

IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA: Announcer Test

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• “NostroDavis” revisits his 2014 predictions and makes new ones for 2015

THE NEWS

• Bye Bye Booby (Trap)
• Finally, a belt with a brain
• Adventures of a Scottish Space Hopper

SHOW CLOSE

DAN: THE MAN

MAY I SUGGEST…

• Run Ronnie Run (Redux!) and the new suggestion

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A Yule-ified flashback! All the way back to 2001! Presented here with minor alterations, this is the first Christmas show we did for our then barely three-month-old Internet radio show. Hear classic clips from college, oafish outtakes, and more pure hilarity than can fit in a stocking! Tell 400 friends and subscribe today!

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Show 054! Abbreviated by accident! Matt The Cat joins in to talk about the Phil Spector Christmas album, a Christmas song wish list, and eggnog! Don't forget to check out Matt's show, Juke In The Back, by visiting jukeintheback.org. Tell 10 friends and subscribe today!

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SHOW OPEN

• Dan and Travis intro a show gone wrong. Where’d it go? Nobody knows.
• Also, we talk about what’s coming soon! But the other shit is lost forever. Sorry!

MATT THE CAT CHATS ABOUT THAT

Matt the Cat, host of Juke In The Back and co-owner of the Stepping Stone Inn in Salem, MA, joins us to discuss A Christmas Gift For You From Phillies Records/Phil Spector and/or The Phil Spector Christmas Album. Also, what artists have kept themselves off the Christmas radar but we wish they hadn’t, and the secret of Matty’s Egg Nog (Hint: it no longer exists!)

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Show 053! Gabe talks about the pending cancellation of the NFL! Travis takes on the most difficult "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" quiz we could find! Plus more internet red flags thrown around telepathy! Tell 10 friends and subscribe today!

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SHOW OPEN

• ASnack Friday Recap
• Travis Du-rant-e #1: The Incredible Expanding Thanksgiving &
• Travis Du-rant-e #2: Xmas Sweater BS
• Red Flags Of The Internet: The Unanswered Telepathy Question
• Dan: The Man – Audio-style (Hint: ginger)

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS

• Which day will football be cancelled or will it be?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• McChicken McScuffle
• “Doing” Time
• Booby Trap Emergency(?)

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travis: Trav tackles ‘The Hardest “National Lampoon’s
  Christmas Vacation” Quiz {He}’ll Ever Take’

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This week Dan and Travis present a very special Snack Friday episode of their award winning selves. First listen to a Danandtrahvistones meets the Jetstims crossover episode, as Handsome Timmy D interviews the fellows about Snack Friday. Then, hear clips from the episode that was first posted on the original Snack Friday back in 2013. We hope you enjoy this in place of a new episode of the program, and remember, Skip the deals, give some meals. #SNACKFRIDAY2014

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Show 051! We talk #SNACKFRIDAY2014, catchy tunes, the Oxford Word Of The Year, and "May I Suggest..." is all about the Dana Gould Hour podcast. Plus, Handsome Timmy D tells us what's the best thing film composer John Williams ever did. Subscribe today and tell 10 friends! It's a new Dan & Travis Show.

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SHOW OPEN

• Snack Friday: the Way Better Alternative to Black Friday
• Julien Marques’s Movember Growth& Dave Scott’s Movember Growth
• Catchiest songs? Or Crappiest? You decide
• Oxford Dictionary WOTY: Vape
• Impossible Travia: THEME - VOCABULARY!
• Read more about scaphism here: it’s something else!

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• What is film composer John Williams’s greatest work?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• To Serve Whale: The Hump gets dumped
• Extra! Extra! Walzak’s ballsac exposed!
• Vindication: ROBOTS – KILLING MACHINES

SHOW CLOSE

• Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… you earify a podcast called The Dana Gould Hour?” – and Dan gives his thoughts.
• Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you earify the comedy album called Bad at the Good Times by Dan St. Germain ?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

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Jules joins the boys for the entire show, men's cancers is the subject of Impossible Travia, and a Snack Friday update.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.

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SHOW OPEN

Jules and his Young Mo Stay for the Whole Show (Donate!)

• Impossible Travia/Julesia: Men’s Cancers

J. ALFRED MARQUES on his HIGH HORSE

• All Inclusive Resorts: Si? No.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Ambulance Adventures or "Don't Do the Drugs, Kids"
• Sorry Folks, These Two Are Taken
• Is that a chainsaw in your shorts or...oh, it is.

SHOW CLOSE

• Snack Friday Update and News

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Dan & Travis offer a special episode with the topic of jazz.

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SHOW OPEN

• Julien’s Movember Growth
• Snack Friday: the Way Better Alternative to Black Friday
• RIP Betty White…Bohlen? (Betty White Regular still Hot In Cleveland)
• Dan: The Man – Audio Edition Part 4 – Musical Dans

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• If you had one…David Mamet film (written and/or directed) to recommend to someone to convince them to experience the rest of his catalog, which would it be?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS – MUSIC EDITION

• Questionable Hercules Halloween Haul
• Dingus dines on dogfood daily
• Teacher totes tots on trip in trunk, now in terrible trouble

SHOW CLOSE

• Are we still award winning?
• Impossible Travia: THEME- SCIENCE!
  
  

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT'S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 413

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Dan & Travis offer a special episode with the topic of jazz.

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SHOW OPEN

• Excremental Words with Friends
• Dan stands up for candy corn at Halloweentime

Impossible Travia: THEME- JAZZ

• Dan: The Man – Audio Edition Part 3 – Jazz Dans

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT

• Is Jazz dead or does it just smell funny?
• Click here for the article that starts off our conversation

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS – MUSIC EDITION

• Cash’s son “walks the line” between decent and horrendous
• To be “blunt”, this is too little too late from Blunt
• Lewis “stains” the anthem (or does he? Please let us know if you figured out, we still haven’t)

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… you earify a record album called Metal Fatigueby Allan Holdsworth?” – and Travis gives his thoughts.
• Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you eyeify the film called Run Ronnie Run?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

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Time travel continues to be a theme for Dan & Travis as they marvel how the future may finally be catching up with our predictions from the past.

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SHOW OPEN

• Hoverboards! Serious this time!(?)
• Impossible Travia: THEME- THE FUTURE

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES

• The Resurrection of Monster Cereals: Blue Boo Poo and other fun facts and facets of breakfasts as a youngster

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• -Is that a Scroguard covering your pelvis or are you just happy to see me?
• -Reese’s Piece leads him to forego his Popcorn Merit Badge
• -Once again, Florida

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man: Audio Edition Part 3 – Musical Dans
• These are the Four Percent: Songs without clearance from the new Wonder Years DVD release

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Travel back in time to October 2001! Before Podcasting Radio Genius, there was Internet Streaming Radio Genius. Hear it here! Almost completely uncut*!

Enjoy this blast from the past that you didn’t even know existed or maybe you did and didn’t care about or forgot you knew but either way it’ll be interesting we hope!

*As with past flashbacks, portions not affecting the outcome may or may not have been partially cut. Consult with a physician if persistent.

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Hear the two test episodes Dan and Travis recorded in September 2013. On these pre-launch shows, the fellas discuss what’s happened since their last foray in internet broadcasting, both in everyone’s personal lives and in the world in general; possible names for the new venture; what segments will return and how they’ve evolved; and even some news! Completely uncut*!

Enjoy this blast from the past that you didn’t even know existed or maybe you did and didn’t care about or forgot you knew but either way it’ll be interesting we hope!

*Portions not affecting the outcome may or may not have been partially cut. Consult with a physician if persistent.Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

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The fellas stave off a quack attack in the mail....sac, a Florida block in the news, and Dan reviews the film "Muscle Shoals". It's all found here on Show 044! Subscribe today!  Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• An Old Timey Intro
• An All-New Du-RANT-e from Travis
• A trip inside the Mail….sac: A twit answers Dan’s fake question
• Here are the articles to which you’ll hear us refer:
• --Heel Inc. leaves North American market
• --Guess the “fake” cure
• --The xkcd cartoon with the quote about CVS
• Impossible Travia: THEME- HOMEOPATHY

FLASHBACK: THE PIRATE SHIP YEARS

• The Sportsdeck segment from Episode 3 of the Pirate Ship

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Teacher threatens students with something inevitable
• Florida Block
• Saggy pants ban pulled up, much to Larry Platt’s chagrin
• “Commerce woman released after lab analysis backs her SpaghettiOs claim”

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man: Audio Edition Part 2
• Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… you watch a documentary film called Muscle Shoals?” – and Dan gives his thoughts.
• Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you listen to the podcast what is called The Dana Gould Hour?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

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It's all the Dan: The Mans crammed into a tight, podcast package! Get it today! Show 043!Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

This week we present a flashback to every Dan: The Man segment:

• From Show 025 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 026 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 030 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 031 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 032 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 033 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 034 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 035 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 036 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 037 – THEME: RAPID FIRE LIGHTNING ROUND-A famous Dan
• From Show 038 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 039 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 040 – THEME: A famous Dan
• From Show 041 – THEME: AUDIO EDITION-A famous Dan
• From Show 042 – THEME: A famous Dan

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Show 042! Manifesto! Chicken Keyboards! Legends cut down in their prime! Tons of fun! Subscribe today! Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Ka-Errata-e Kid
• Impossible Travia: THEME- SEPTEMBER
• Funny or frightening? A street paper manifesto

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• Which entertainer who passed away in their prime would have gone on to have the biggest affect on their respective field/craft? and/or Who became a legend due to an early demise who otherwise might’ve been largely forgotten or marginalized?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Funeral in a jiffy
• これはKFCのチキンキーボードです。マウスがペイロニー病を持っています！
• Toyboy boyfriend helps girlfriend become boobgirl

SHOW CLOSE

• Red Flags Of The Internet UPDATE: That God Damn Particle
• Dan: The Man: Audio Edition
• Some ValiDANtion regarding bats--

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Julien returns for more SNL talk, plus Travis reviews the Davey Mac Sports Program as part of "May I Suggest?". Also, a twist on the old "Dan: The Man". It's Show 041! Believe it! Subscribe today!Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Umlike

• Bat Mania Update: Madonna Cone Bras Are The Solution
• Joan Rivers: more than just a fashion cop
• Red Flags Of The Internet: Doomsday Headlines
• Impossible Travia: THEME- STAGE NAMES

DOCTOR J. ALFRED MARQUES & HIS PYGMY PONY

• More SNL talk, this time, 2 things: Greatest Host and Most Underrated Cast members

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Man does all the types of touching of himself
• Dogroom
• Cherries Waffles Tennis Eats Shoots and Leaves

SHOW CLOSE

• Travis’s Short Jimmy Du-RANT-e
• Dan: The Man: Audio Edition
• Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen to the podcast calledThe Davey Mac Sports Program” – and Travis gives his thoughts
• Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen to the album Metal Fatigue by the guitarist Allan Holdsworth?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Bats? Check. Vermeers? Check. Sketch comedy discussions? Check. All this and more on a brand new Dan & Travis Show podcast! Show 040. Subscribe today! Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Bat Mania In The Power Kingdom: Harrowing Tales From The Edge Of Insanity
• Impossible Travia: THEME- BATS

DOCTOR J. ALFRED MARQUES & HIS PYGMY PONY

• Granland.com’s SNL bracket
• Who is the Doctor’s pick for the best cast member ever? Do Dan & Travis agree with him? Find out!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• More chicken chicanery
• Tatting toward tabby-dom
• Gabe?

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man
• Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… you watch the documentary film called Tim’s Vermeer” – and Dan gives his thoughts
• Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you watch another documentary film called Muscle Shoals?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Show 039! It's a collection of Impossible Travias!  See how much Travis doesn't know. It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

With Travis physically ill this week, and Dan suffering mental anguish following multiple bat sightings in his home, this week we present a flashback to every Impossible Travia segment:

• From Show 022 – THEME: General
• From Show 023 – THEME: Prisons
• From Show 024 – THEME: U.S. States
• From Show 025 – THEME: World Cities
• From Show 027 – THEME: Julien Edition – Women In Sports
• From Show 028 – THEME: Gabe Edition – Twins
• From Show 029 – THEME: Handsome Timmy D Edition – Famous Tims
• From Show 030 – THEME: Real Names of Performers
• From Show 031 – THEME: Name Another Song
• From Show 032 – THEME: SPECIAL EDITION – THE GOLDEN GIRLS
• From Show 033 – THEME: Impossible
• From Show 034 – THEME: General Hospital
• From Show 035 – THEME: The Wonder Years
• From Show 036 – THEME: William Shatner
• From Show 037 – THEME: Robots
• From Show 038 – THEME: Robbie Williams

Send your ideas for questions and themes to impossibletravia@gmail.com.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Show 038! Robin Williams, Robbie Williams, 40 Pounds of Sports, The Davey Mac Sports Porgram and more! It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN 

• In Memory ofRobin Williams
• Impossible Travia: THEME- ROBBIE WILLIAMS

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS

• Lebron, Lebatard, and the ruins of ESPN
• More Robin Williams

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Missing Mountain Lion Mirage
• Paging Cosmo and Frank: Your intellectual property has been found
• Is that aleaf blower in your handor blah blah etc. naked yard work guy?

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man: The Special Edition Lightning Round – (HINT: Dan does a GREAT job on this one.)
• Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… the musical stylings of the outfit Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die?” – and Travis gives his thoughts
• Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen to the podcast The Davey Mac Sports Program?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Show 037! A visit from Handsome Timmy D to talk about the possibility of an all-woman Ghostbusters team. Plus, more robots, more red flags, more travia, and more Dan: The Man! It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• A robo-misdirection? Or a beacon of hope? Reasons not to fear robots
• Impossible Travia: THEME- ROBOTS
• MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 413

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• Is the world ready for an all-female Ghostbusters?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Livestock? More like deadstock!
• Qixi peaches
• Lady’s finger lopped off by lion, or is lady lyin’?

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man: The Special Edition Lightning Round – (HINT: Dan does a GREAT job on this one.)
• Red Flags of the Internet: This “haunted house” is “legitimate” the same way bastard children are, and we’ll explain a few reasons why!

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

New segments and old on an all new Dan & Travis Show! Back are the old standbys Impossible Travia, Dan: The Man, and May I Suggest..., and joining us this week, Red Flags Of The Internet. Plus some classic sports, name changes and chubs in the news, and more hilarity than you can fit in your sock!It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episodes by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• D&T on the HTD Express
• Red Flags of the Internet: more conspiracies, and the 1^st Amendment
• Dan: The Man – (HINT: Dan does a GREAT job on this one.)

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK!

• Classic Sportsdeck Action with Gabe O’Connor!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Robofans in South Korea spell the end for humans and robots alike
• Jesus Seamonster Christ! Not more name changes!
• Follow Up: Chubby Checker app settlement finishes early

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia – THEME: WILLIAM SHATNER
• Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest…Furr by Blitzen Trapper?” – and Dan gives his thoughts
• Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you view the film Tim’s Vermeer?” tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

The Wonder Years! Farts! Classic Clips! Fadoodling!It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• In the Mail……Sac, Dan’s mom derives Dan: The Man in record time
• Travis discusses wanting to “solve Winnie Cooper’s equation” (nobody nothing what? don’t read that part Elisa) and we catch up with the rest of The Wonder Years cast
• Impossible Travia – THEME: THE WONDER YEARS

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK!

• The Pirate Ship News with Travis! Belgium, Thailand, and India
• Also, The Pirate Ship News with Travis (SSDD Version)! Not Thailand, not Thailand, and even less Thailand!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Would Mahoney be proud or disappointed?
• A part of farts to help with trouble in the heart (and with cancer, and other stuff too!)
• In other fart news, man wants to fart in France’s general direction

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man – (HINT: First name of the person rhymes with CAN)
• Ye Olde Sex Slang – talk about mucking the pumper!
• Queen drummer gives Rolling Stone the whatfor and how!

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Redhead extinctions (and why you shouldn't believe it), Robocup (and not Robocop), and Searle's synopsis of the King James saga.It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• G-words on the way out? Not so fast, World Wide Netting!
• (Plus, tips on how to avoid being duped by such bullshit!)
• Impossible Travia – THEME: GENERAL HOSPITAL

NOTE: Little known Dan & Travis trivia fact- we used to report on the latest on all the ABC soaps back in our college days, with our “Stories Report”. So, it’s particularly embarrassing that Travis got an 0-fer on this week’s Travia segment.

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK!

• “Disco Shit” by Yosefa (A number one smash hit on the Yosefastan Billboard Hot 100 chart in 2002!)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Robocup (takes place in Japan, not Old Detroit)
• “The Idiot With The Mobile”
• We are sadaboutwhathappened in thisstory

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man – (HINT: Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz)
• Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest…A Thousand Clowns?” – and Travis gives his thoughts
• Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen the catalog of the comedy music group Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!
• NBA Expert Travis A. Searlesmith expounds and extrapolates on Lebron’s new home, forthwith and hence to that end

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Julien stops by to further humiliate the Yankee fan caught sleeping at the rivalry game, PLUS Dan reviews Travis's recommendation for him and gets a new one, PLUS more games, PLUS the News, PLUS casting scoops for the Miles Davis biopic!It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman?” – and Dan gives his thoughts
• Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you listen to Furr by Blitzen Trapper?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!
• Casting scoops on the Miles Davis biopic that inexplicably isn’t called Bitches Brew (note: this campaign is officially CLOSED)

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

• Sue everybody! Julien gets uppity about the frivolous lawsuit of the napping Yank fan

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Drunk in Alabama, Fyffe? All the time, Tip.
• Customer Appreciation Night goes awry
• Nomi Mims and the Curse of the Bootyboobs

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia - THEME: Impossible
• Dan: The Man
• Opie, Anthony, and how to make it in radio today
  
  

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Happy 4th America! Go light off some roman candles and grab a lemonade. Handsome Timmy D joins us to discuss !SPOILER ALERT! Spoilers. Plus some Special Edition Impossible Travia, more Dan: The Man, tales of taffy, and more red, white, and blue wholesome family fun. Tell a friend, make them listen! No seriously, force them to, it's the American way. It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Yellow Alert: The Banana Laffy-Taffy Story
• Impossible Travia - Special Golden Girls Edition

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• Spoilers!!! We talk about ‘em and why you shouldn’t be a spoiler.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Bed Racing with the Hurdy Gurdy Girls
• iHandJob?
• Longh Nameh Winnah

SHOW CLOSE

• Dan: The Man
• July Thirth

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Travis rates his fill-ins, we sweep across New England, and check out James Lipton's list of collective nouns (he's some kind of authority on them, it seems!) Plus more travia, more news, and some 90-inchers! It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Izzard in the MailSac
• Who was best? Travis rates the fill-ins (hint: HE THINKS THEY ALL STINK)
• There’s a new England? Tell us more!
• Dan: The Man

THE COMPUTER PHONE CALL SAGA

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Those Florida Weedeaters are rampant this season!
• Burn, bakery, burn!
• Emergency Tubingenectomy

SHOW CLOSE 

• Impossible Travia: Name another!
• An everdying of collective nouns
• 90-inchers

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Travis returns and regales us with tales of life as a married man.  Plus, there's a new round of DAN THE MAN, a new RUSH TO JUDGEMENT segment, the news with Travis, and the premiere of a new segment - MAY I SUGGEST.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Travis recaps three weeks of wedded and homeymooned bliss.
• A new round of DAN THE MAN

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT - Ken is back to make some Peart-inent points on drummers

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Inflatable Intercourse
• A Salad for Your Sexing
• Another Comedy Bot: No Laughing Matter

SHOW CLOSE

IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA – Real Names

MAY I SUGGEST… – New Segment! Travis reviews “And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead” album Source Tags & Codes and passes on a recommendation for Dan.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Handsome Timmy Davis fills in for Travis this week and speculates on how Travis is living as a married man.  The two discuss the sad, late mourning of the late Rue McClanahan.  There's also news from Tim and some archival material from the Pirate Ship days.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Tim speculates on how Travis be livin’
• How To Spot The Conspiracy Theorists and Other Tales Of Facebook Fails starring Dan Lackaye, Tim Davis, and Scott Huler
• Ruing the late mourning of Rue

Follow Tim on WordPress: http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com

Also, check out the Kickstarter Tim mentioned, Army Of The Lost Horizon, put together by some of our Emerson College classmates

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

• From the College Days – The Pirate Ship Pirate calls in from the high seas!
• From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Prank calls from the Superfriends

THE NEWS WITH TIM

• Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Slut For The D?
• Cool as a cucumber, being held tightly in the hand of a public library masturbator
• None Of The Above gets most of the love in Nevada

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia: Tim Edition – FAMOUS TIMS
• The Sports Education Of Handsome Timmy D Continues
• All by himself in Vegas, he stays in the airport and Timmy thinks that’s dumb

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Gabe fills in for Travis on Show 028, and spouts soccer and we urn our keep. Plus, more classic Dan & Travis clips from the days of yore! It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• “I was saying ‘Bio-Urns’”
• A “Hands”-on look at the World Cup (but no hands on the ball itself)

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

• From the College Days - An Interview With Robert Smith From The Cure
• From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Tim looks for Damon and Affleck

THE NEWS WITH GABE

• Daddies+daughters+dishes=diverse job options
• The Great Beer Swindle of 2014
• Mr. Skin

SHOW CLOSE

• Impossible Travia: Gabe Edition – TWINS
• He likes to fly where eagles dare

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Hear how it all began as Dan and Travis present a classic Pirate Ship Radio show while Travis is recovering from his recent nuptials.  It's a somewhat new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Nuptial notes from Travis’s wedding
• Floppy bacon and personified pigs

A PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK – SHOW 9 from 2001/02

• On this Flashback Episode of the Pirate Ship, Dan & Travis role doubly solo, anticipating the upcoming Handsome Trivia Challenge and pending robot takeover of the show. Enjoy!

THE NEWS WITH JULIEN

• Museum of Modern He(art)break
• Screw you, copper!
• Scoccer Science

SHOW CLOSE

• Pass the poulet!
• Impossible Travia – Julien Edition: Women In Sports
• Summertime? Summertime! Sum-sum-summah-time!!

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Dr. J weighs in on bumbling TV dads, the marriage laws are checked in time for Travis' nuptials, and there's a look in the Pirate Ship archives, in addition to Travis with the news and another look at Dan the Man.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• New Words for the Hoi Polloi
• Schwat is up with Mǝntal Floss?!
• Rhode Island Marriage laws – Is Travis in compliance?

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

• Dr. J. Gets Uppity on Bumbling TV Dads, Also Belmont (to keep with the horse theme)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Here’s how to figure out if you’re at Applebees and a loser using your smartphone
• The Teddy Ruxkingpin gets busted
• Two robots walk into a bar. We’re all gonna die.

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 433b

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man

• New Segment Alert: The Nameless Recommendation Corner
• Two old friends make alternating recommendations for things the other one thinks the other one might not have experienced and maybe would definitely like but maybe the other person also thinks maybe the other would hate and can guess if they’d like it or hate it! And it can be anything, not just movies or music or TV, but twitters or stuff you can listen or hear or read of! Really simple!
• THIS WEEK’S RECOMMENDATION (For Travis) – Source Tags And Codes by …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

LARGE STRAIGHT (from the Archives of the Pirate Ship with Dan & Travis)

ELVIS GASSEARLE

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

The journey continues through the new Cosmos TV show, prog rock pride is looked at in "Rush to Judgment", and a discussion on least popular baby names are all here in addition to Travis with the news and another round of Impossible Travia.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Planes + Cars = Planecars (The Future Is Now!)
• Least Popular Baby Names - are any of these yours?
• New Segment! Dan: The Man

DAN: THE MAN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Jay-Z’s new Jiggabyte Hard Drive

RUSH TO JUDGMENT

• Friend of the show Ken Gardiner stops by to chat about prog rock pride, Gwen Stefani, and more!

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 143

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• UTUTIOV (Unauthorized Taking Under The Influence Of Vodka)
• Ersatz Shit
• Robbery at trident-point

SHOW CLOSE

• The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac
• Cosmos – Michael Faraday makes magnets make magic, ‘mazing!
• Impossible Travia – This week’s category: World Cities

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

What happens when you Julian on his High Horse together with Sports with Gabe?  How about a rousing game of Which Sterling?  But that's not all you can expect on this episode.  There's phalli for all as Travis presents the news and Dan challenges Travis with another round of Impossible Travia.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web. 

SHOW OPEN

• Say Hey! Willie’s Birthday!
• Bachelor Party Hijinks?
• Impossible Travia – This week’s category: US STATES
• The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac
• MAIL SAC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Dan & Travis Limited Edition Mail…….Sac from The J. Marques Sack Company

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE with Special Guest “High Horse Julien”

• Racism in sports: wasn’t this outlawed in ’47? and other questions pertaining to the Donald Sterling situation, including a rousing round of Which Sterling?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Phucked by a Phantom Phallus
• Murder story featuring an amazing name
• Cohen ties cock named Franck to cock for art, gets arrested

SHOW CLOSE

• Cosmos – Giant Insects and Giant Continents and Giant Cranks
• D&T ponder the following: What is the one tech advance that you are glad you were born in time to experience and that amazes you most?

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Handsome Timmy D checks in with his thoughts on Hollywood.  Travis is officially old.  A new edition of Impossible Trivia is played and...clowns!  What more could you ask for?  It's a new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• A plethora of wieners
• Happy Birthday Old Man Travis
• Impossible Travia - Prison Edition

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• We want to know, has Hollywood run out of ideas?

THE NEWS WITH DAN

• Good Ol' Eddy Coke
• Eggs-tenuating Circumstances
• Post Date Doggie-nap
• Send in the Clowns...please.

SHOW CLOSE

• Opening up the Mail……..Sac. Brought to you by J. Marques Sack Co.
• Cosmos Recap: Gettin’ the lead out.

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Gabe is back with a new 40 Pounds of Sports; a look at Megaman; Travia, it's trivia with a Travis twist; the news; and a recap on this week's Cosmos.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW OPEN

• Happy 420, Charlie Brown !
• Happy Easter, Peeps!
• Dame Commander Angela Lansbury
• DanMan, TravMan, and IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The J. Marques Sack Company

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE

• “Boomer” Esiason, Daniel Murphy, excelling at fatherhood- one of these things doesn’t belong! And the thing that doesn’t belong is not Daniel Murphy or excelling at fatherhood!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Paint-huffing Pitbull Puncher Pinched
• German Sheperd Jury Summons
• Parliament has gone to the dogs
• World’s first documented idiocracy

SHOW CLOSE

• Atsa Matta for you?
• Cosmos goes little and does the neutrino dance
• A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Dr J. Alfred Marques rides in on his high horse where he talks about the new KISS/Def Leppard tour, Travis has the news, and there's bloopers and mail in the ...sac.  It's a new Dan & Travis Show.Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW NOTES

• The Wu-Tang’s Plan
• Rooney/Pinette/Peaches/UW – what makes a death triple?

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Legitimate DVD-Ray Store for Worner Brothers and Others Cartoons for Kidz

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

• Glam metal legends? Or glum pants-poopin’ old farts? Julien sounds off on the recently announced KISS and Def Leppard tour.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Grannies and G-strings
• What’re you gonna pick? Hot Spa-kets!
• Cops and tans don’t mix

SHOW CLOSE

• Farewell France (and all other foreigners, apparently)
• Mr. T eBay update – lots of animal magne-T-cism
• A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

BLOOPIES™ (AKA BLOOPERS)

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Handsome Timmy D returns to talk Wrestlemania, but the real question is - what's the best way to spend a day at the spa?  There's news from Travis, a look at the latest Cosmos, and a welcome and good-bye to the show's French listeners (Jerry Lewis eat your heart out.) on a new Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW NOTES

SHOW OPEN

• Obtenir notre sur le français.
• Cosmos comments- Ghostars; Searle and Stewart- BFFs
• Au revoir Frahnch listeners

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• On the eve of Wrestlemania XXX, we ask Tim, what’s the right way to do a day at the spa?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• More plastic plagiary
• I’m For Some Fun Sexiii
• Auctioning off the Hoff

SHOW CLOSE

• Celebri-T T-elephone call (HINT: soon to be a multiple hall-of-famer)
• A short dip into the Sac

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

As promised, Dan relates his story of the paranormal to his home and the two discuss the latest episode of Cosmos.  Plus, Old Man Gabe returns with a look at the NCAA brackets and since Spring is in the air, he talks baseball as well.  All this, plus Travis with the news you need to know, on a new The Dan & Travis Show. Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW NOTES

SHOW OPEN

• A paranormal visit to a skeptical place
• Weekly “Cosmos” recap – Comets and gravity
• Walter chimes in

A SPECIAL 40lbs of SPORTS

• The Return of Old Man Gabe! - NCAA hoops and MLB

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Putting the plastic in plastic surgery
• Is that a gun in your pants or are you just…
• Free with Walmart purchase – toe sucking

SHOW CLOSE

• Danger Zone: Money vs Loggins

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The Chronic Rift Network is thrilled to be able to have the comedy stylings of Dan Lackaye and Travis Searle on our network. The voyage of radio genius continues with a new episode.  Starting out as The Pirate Ship in the 90s, the boys charted the rough waters of the early days of the Internet and managed to deliver comedy gold week after week.  They were one of the inspirations for The Chronic Rift becoming a podcast.  Last fall, Dan & Travis reunited with a new podcast, bringing back many of the elements of the original Pirate Ship, and John has been on their case to join the network ever since.

Listen in as Dan unveils his latest invention, The Megajacket!  Thrill as Dr. J Alfred Marques rides in on his high horse with his clarion call for Legos of the world to unite.  Finally, become better informed as Travis fills you in on the news you really need to know.  Plus, there's some mail in the Mail..........Sac!  You can't lose with this episode.  Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW NOTES

SHOW OPEN

• Dan’s inventions © 2014
• Megajacket!
• Weekly “Cosmos” recap – evolutions both artificial and natural

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

• Lego of the world unite?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Stabbing for Jesus
• You’re in good hands with penis insurance
• What’s in a name? 99 characters, I bet

SHOW CLOSE

• The Triumphant Return of the Mail………………….Sac!
• Amanda from CT declenses our impetus
• X-PATRIOT GAMES!

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Listen in to their premiere episode here on the network as they talk about the old days and share a clip where they mentioned John.  Plus, Dan's infant son Walter weighs in on the shows Travis steered solo while Dan was teaching Walter how to play baseball despite his lack of neck support.  Check out all the fun of past episode by visiting them on the web.

SHOW NOTES

SHOW OPEN

• The Legend of the Great Lost Christmas Episode
• The Dan & Travis Show joins the Chronic Rift and the New Millennium
• Dan’s legacy to Walter and the impetus for the new show
• Walter critiques the cohosts:

• Ken: why the love/hate for Rush?
• Elisa: flirting with Travis-aster?
• Julien: ?????
• A big hello to John Drew from the Pirate Ship days!

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

• The question of all times! Tune in to find out! (HINT: Doctor who?)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

• Icelandic Identity Crisis
• Norwegian Boy (This Dwarf Has Flown)
• Obligatory Florida Story (bath salts or meth likely implicated)

CHANNEL 9 ACTION NEWS

SHOW CLOSE

• Scandawhatvia?
• Cosmos
• Awesomeness

COBRAHAM BEER! BEER THAT BITES!

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